If at first you don't succede, you're just not trying hard enough

For instance, did you know that daddy dearest thought I'd stay put in this correction facility? Isn't it precious?

So, I'm somewhere in Switzerland with only partial clothes on my body. I got to find me a broom and get back home.

So they said it was my turn today -- Athena Sinistra

And my question here is, why? Is it because I am a woman? Or is it because they're afraid I'll hurt them? Or yes?

I just want to point out that I'm open to your questions: Confused, upset, weirded out? Don't hesitate, there's no room to pout. Send your question to auntie Thena and she'll solve all your problems.

And this reminds me how yesterday Daddy Dearest dragged me to this party where I was supposed to talk to a bunch of scientists who are trying to figure out how the powertrees grow. Right! They grow with light and nutrients. Why does that make it so special? So, it was all "in vaccum" this. And "the problems of how the power accumulates in the 'fruits' that." Can you say boring?

When Daddy-Dearest's body guard tried to repvent me from leaving, I kicked him in the groin. Now, to find my broom and go broom it up with the Brooms of Doom. I wonder if Simon is at the lair!